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The application process for joining Kanakuk’s nationwide staff of 2,000+ began at their high-impact presentation in a banquet room at school last year. A maze of different camps featuring the latest and greatest stuff: endless opportunities. The videography was rocking—awesome—as was the speaker and the interview. I didn’t know if I’d pass the interview or if my Philosophy major would get in the way. I knew they’d like me, but I didn’t know if they’d hire me. But their job offer came excitedly through email a few months later, and my acceptance letter was met by a Get-Krunked-for-Jesus reply that boasted of the best summer in cosmos history.
The valleys surrounding Branson deepened as the distance to camp dwindled. I had driven the route once before, going to round one of staff training in mid-May. This time through, the July sun was faithfully baking my green Honda and me with it. I stopped for my final pre-Kamp meal—Subway—watching CNN on a surprisingly clear, wall-mounted flatscreen. Goodbye, world. I finished my foot-long BaconCheddarRanch and strolled back out to my car, noting how much I preferred corn to Krunk-ness.
Staff training lasted three days, though round 1 had lasted two weeks. The male counselors reported to the boy’s gym. Camp leadership fortified their initial warnings about counselors who “coasted”—reminding us that their campers missed out on eternity. Then they prayed for us, with everything they had. And then we all screamed: the intensity climbed to rock-your-face-off levels. The next four weeks were going to be about the kids. About Jesus. About awesome.