John Eldredge, I knew it!

Once, when my family and I were slalom kayaking between the 17 most ferocious killer whales in the Pacific as they tried desperately to eat us...

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/declassified/archive/2009/10/22/feds-crack-down-on-robin-hood-drug-cartel.aspx

No hard feelings, I hope. Just thought it was a smidge funny.